My Wife Knits

from Marktape by Mark Durksen

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lyrics

I have a wife who knits
Got me asking, how does she do it
Sitting there with yarn and, like, two sticks
Listening to music, watching Doctor Who flicks
And in a few flicks of her wrists I have new mitts? Wha

Ludicrous. Absolutely looney. I’m losing it
Dude the newbie here is amused a lot and confused a bit
She just knitted sheep’s hair into something we wear
May as well have solved a Rubik’s cube while doing scooter tricks

Somebody put the cats away
Yarn balls aren’t toys, you gon’ have to wait
We got fabric in the basket
Same length as Tom Hanks’ beard in Castaway

Don’t even try to front now
Started scarf last week, she’s already done now
I’m knitted up like a it’s a fashion craze
And the best part is, I don’t even have to pay

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from Marktape, track released March 11, 2019

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Mark Durksen

Mark Durksen is a rapper, YouTuber and spoken word artist from Toronto, Ontario who brings faith, comedy and hip hop together to inspire fresh perspectives on ourselves and the world we live in.